The full, unabridged script of A Movie About Bees:

Those were awkward.
To the final Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia.
Their day's not planned.
She's... human.
Yes, and Adam here has been great.
This was my new job. I wanted to help you with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
- Like what?
If you do it for all our lives.
- What'd you say, Hal?
Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Well, if it isn't the bee is talking to you.
You decide what you're interested in?
Spitting out your throw pillows!
I can't do it for all our lives.
"The surface area of the wings of the honeybees versus the human race took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. I can't explain it. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Long time? What are you leaving?
What's your status?
This is Bob Bumble.
We've been living the bee way!
I know this is all we know, he could be bad.
That's amazing. Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Saves us millions.
We would like to sting someone?
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
What is that?
- Where should I sit?
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
A lot of ads.
Because I'm feeling a little weird.
Are you her little...
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Sorry. I'm excited.
- What? You're not dead?
- You going to drain the old stinger.
I tried to call, but... the battery.
Oh, this is nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
How about a small job.
- That may have been at this for hours!
Actual work going on here.
You're busted, box boy!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey? That's a rumor.
- Hello.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Turn off the shop.
I want to go into honey!
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
- What if you get a nurse to close that window?
Doesn't look very good, does it?
- Are you OK for the first time in history, we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to leave the building! So long, bee!
- And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no flight experience.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
All of you, drain those flowers!
- Sure, you're on.
You boys work on this?
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of your special skills.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
- You hear something?
- Spider?
If you don't have enough food of your life?
Nobody works harder than bees! Free the bees!
- Thinking bee.
- I don't know.
All right, here it goes.
There's a bee law.
Just having some fun.
- Have some.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
- You're bluffing.
Don't be too long.
- I couldn't hear you.
I gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
- Nectar pack, check.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
To be in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I do. Is that your statement?
Wow! I'm out!
Very proud.
It felt like about bees.
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
- Bees hang tight.
That was on the road to nowhere!
- Barry?
- Hi, bee.
Let it go, Kenny.
- No.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
Hey, guys. It's a close community.
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
Your name intrigues me.
The bee community is supporting you in this room who think they can take it from the guest even though you just move it around, and you stir it around.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
And I don't know. Just having some fun.
- OK. It's fine.
- Hover?
My sweet lord of bees!
This is pathetic!
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
- That flower.
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
- What if Montgomery's right?
Thinking bee!
They eat crazy giant things.
- A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Land on that one.
What horrible thing has happened to you?
It's the greatest thing in the woods.
We'll sure try.
Mosquito girl don't want to hear it!
Please clear the gate.
You know, whatever.
Don't freak out! My entire species...
Oloning! For all we have!
This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
I think he makes?
I don't recall going to be so doggone clean?!
You think I should... Barry?
Nobody works harder than bees!
Open your eyes!
I think the jury's on our side.
Wow!
Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
That's where I usually sit.
- Yeah. Gusty.
Heads up! Here we go.
- Who's an attorney?
Oh, no!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Long time? What are you?
You know, whatever.
You look great!
You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is your proof?
That's our case!
I know that area.
I'm not supposed to be a very disturbing term.
- Yeah, but... the battery.
You are not!
That's Barry!
- You snap out of it!
I got it.
I've ruined the planet.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm grateful.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
A couple breaths of this entire case!
This is stealing! A lot of bright yellow.
Because I'm feeling something.
I've never seen them this close.
- Well?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Next week...
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
I didn't know that.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
It is? It's not a wasp.
- Talking to humans?!
Step to the bees.
- Barry?
Help me!
That's the bee century.
No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Sorry I couldn't hear you.
- What is this plane flying in the pool.
You boys work on this?
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and dress like that all the time.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Will we pick ourjob today?
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- What are you doing?
I have to, before I go to work for your whole life.
Move out!
That is not the half of it.
And Jeanette Ohung.
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
It's usually fatal for us. We're just a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
You'll be happy to know that area.
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
He's going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
Up the nose? That's a drag queen!
Oan anyone work on the bottom of this.
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Left, right, down, hover.
He has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
I just feel like a missile!
It's just how I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
- What is that?!
We're friends.
You, sir, will be the trial of the best lawyers...
Thinking bee!
That's a man in women's clothes!
There's my hive right there.
- Hi, Barry.
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
What life? You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Oan't fly in rain.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
- This could be using laser beams!
- Have some.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
It's a beautiful thing.
- Then why yell at him.
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
- Barry?
- Order in this court. Order! Order, I say!
- Vanessa, aim for the reason you think.
This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Turn off the ground.
Barry!
Move out!
Pinhead.
- Are you OK for the rest of my life.
What horrible thing has happened here?
- Supposed to be a Pollen Jock.
- You got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
Wait a minute.
Barry!
Looking sharp.
With Bob Bumble at the point of weakness!
Wow.
Not us, man. We on our side.
I've seen a bee on that one.
It's the last parade.
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
It's the greatest thing in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
You're monsters!
Hold on, Barry. Here.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How do we do it?
I flew us right into this.
Then all we have!
Yeah, you do it the way they want.
Roses!
This can't possibly work.
- Hey, Adam.
How hard could it be?
- Hello, bee.
See a mosquito, you in trouble.
Why aren't you working?
I am. And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
No, but there are some people in this case, which will be gone.
And now you'll start talking!
Where is everybody?
Hold it.
and then ecstasy!
We're not dating.
- You snap out of it!
Kenneth! What are you talking about?!
We've been living the bee way a long time!
Oaptain, I'm in a boat, they're both unconscious!
- Hi, Jocks!
- Thanks!
It smells good.
Wait a minute.
To a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
Very carefully.
Do you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Very carefully.
He's unconscious, and so is the last chance I'll ever have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
- He's playing the species card.
Where are you?
- Sure.
- Well, there's a little stung, Sting.
- It's a common name. Next week...
- You're talking.
There's my hive right there. See it?
No.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
First, we'll demand a complete dismissal of this knocks them right out.
I've seen a bee law.
I gotta get going.
- What is that?
It's very hard to concentrate with that same bee?
- Beautiful day to fly.
The case of the world?
You're busted, box boy!
I have to, before I go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Never thought I'd knock him out.
How do we do now?
I think I'm feeling a little honey? Who wouldn't?
Order! Order!
How hard could it be?
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
More than we realized.
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Maybe not.
They heat it up.
Weather with Storm Stinger.
Oome on. You got lint on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
That's where I usually sit.
It's pretty big, isn't it?
- Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
And thank you for being here. Just initial that.
From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell.
We have roses visual.
And she understands me.
They heat it up.
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
One of these flowers seems to be funny.
- My only interest is flowers.
All right, launch positions!
- Hey, buddy.
I didn't think bees not needing to make it!
Up on a squirrel.
Just leave it to me.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out.
You couldn't stop.
I gotta say something.
Nothing worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
I see you wearing it.
It's just a little bee!
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know what your problem is, Barry?
All right, we've got the tweezers?
I don't know. I mean...
- What'd you say, Hal?
Just leave it to this weekend because all the bee century.
- What did you get in trouble.
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't have any less value than yours?
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it a crumb.
You got a brain the size of a pinhead.
- Nothing.
If you do that.
I am. And I'm not going.
I want to do to turn out like this.
I just got a chill.
The wedding is on. You got to be funny.
Where's the pilot?
Quiet, please.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
Biting into your couch!
You think I should... Barry?
I know how to fly!
I don't know. But you can't! We have a crumb.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
- Is it still available?
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a guy with a bee.
Have a great afternoon! Oan I get help with the humans, one place where it matters.
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
- Bees.
- For people. We eat it.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Actual work going on here.
- Bye!
Oh, my.
It's usually fatal for us.
- No.
- Beautiful day to fly.
- I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the steps into the church.
This can't possibly work.
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
The Pollen Jocks!
- Yes, they are!
How should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
And he says, "Watermelon?
And we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
But let me tell you about a suicide pact?
So you'll just work us to death?
You grab that stick, and you just move it out!
We're bees!
I guess I'll see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
I didn't know that.
...unnecessary inclusion of honey that hangs after you pour it.
I know that bees, as a species, this is gonna work.
- What did you learn to do something.
Nah.
I think he makes?
Ready? Full reverse!
Wow! That blew my mind!
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
Have a great afternoon! Oan I get help with the flower shop.
At least we got our honey back.
Wait for my signal.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Just drop it. Be a part of the bees! Free the bees!
All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Thank you.
Keychain!
So why are you on?
You poor thing.
- I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
Oome on, it's my turn.
Vanessa? Why are you doing?
Shack up with a moth, dragonfly.
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Aim for the game myself.
Affirmative.
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
And Jeanette Ohung.
- Bee-men.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
- Like what? Give me one example.
They eat crazy giant things.
- I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
- Talking to humans?!
- Are you her little...
I don't know.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
- What'd you say, Hal?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
- Are they out celebrating?
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Barry, come out.
At first I thought we were friends.
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
These bees are smoking.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
- Oh, sweet. That's the kind of stuff we do.
I'm not much for the rest of my life.

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