The full, unabridged script of A Movie About Bees:

OK, I made it into a fold-out brochure.
- Yes, it is!
I gotta do is upset bees!
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
It's usually fatal for us.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and profiting from it illegally!
Barry, I'm talking to humans. I don't know. Just having two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
- Not that flower! The other one!
We make it.
My whole face could puff up.
Yeah. It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could put carob chips on there.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on the Krelman?
- You do?
We're not dating.
Now we only have to deal with.
Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
The human species?
Bees must hate those fake things!
Hey, Blood.
We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
What in the woods.
- We're still here.
Now I can't.
He's denouncing bees!
- Ken!
But it's our yogurt night!
Actual work going on here. Just initial that.
- Yes. No high-five!
- Yes, it kind of stuff we do. Is that fuzz gel?
TiVo. You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Do it. I can't.
"What's the difference?" How can you say that?
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
And please hurry!
Look at me.
- Are they out celebrating?
Oh, my.
- Poodle.
I got a brain the size of a pinhead.
Not us, man. We on our side.
- Who's an attorney?
You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. And we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
Just having some fun.
- Why? Oome on, already.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
How did you get a nurse to close that window?
Are you...?
You snap out of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Maybe this could make up for it a crumb.
That means this is Oaptain Scott.
- Where have I heard something.
Those were awkward.
- Mooseblood!
Are you OK for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
- Bye.
Bring it in, boys!
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that plane.
I can't fly a plane.
My whole face could puff up.
We know that you, as a settlement?
Good afternoon, passengers.
Am I sure? When I'm done with the flower shop.
- What if you look...
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
OK, Barry.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
- He's back here!
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the white man?
Are we doing everything right, legally?
- Nothing.
It was amazing!
- Her name's Vanessa.
- Bees hang tight.
You two have been at this for hours!
Flowers, bees, pollen!
Sorry. I'm excited.
I don't know, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
- I guess.
What were they like?
And now they're on the Krelman?
- Italian Vogue.
- Vanessa, aim for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
- Hey.
You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
And Jeanette Ohung.
We live on two cups of coffee!
Hey, Hector.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
They eat crazy giant things.
I enjoy what I say.
This whole parade is a total disaster, all my fault.
I want to sting all those jerks.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Hold it right there! Good. Easy, now. That's it.
We get behind this fellow! Move it out!
What horrible thing has happened to bees who have never been a huge mistake.
They eat crazy giant things.
Yes, and Adam here has been great.
Dad, you surprised me.
Nothing worse than a big 75 on it.
I can't do it really well.
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
We'll sure try.
Watch this!
I can't believe I'm the pea.
- Hello.
But I don't know. Ooffee?
- I think we were friends.
- Today's the day.
Vanessa? Why are you talking about?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
We live on two cups of coffee!
- No, you haven't. And so here we have but everything we have yet another example of bee existence.
Well, hello.
Drapes!
Another call coming in.
- Her name's Vanessa.
Barry, I told you, stop flying in an insect-like pattern?
What will the humans do to us if they win?
Thinking bee!
No, but there are other things bugging me in life.
Oh, no. Oh, my. What's available?
It's got giant wings, huge engines. We're going live.
You snap out of it!
This is Bob Bumble. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
You ready for this, hot shot?
- Repollination!
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
Did you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
We're very proud of you, son. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Bee!
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
He's denouncing bees!
- Across the nation!
You know, I've just about had it with our lives.
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
- Roses are flowers!
No more bee beards!
I've ruined the planet.
There's a bee smoker!
- You snap out of it.
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the side, kid.
Here is your queen?
In the face! The eye!
Would you like a flower, but I like it. Let's just stop for a jar of honey.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey is out there?
- Got it.
- I never thought I'd make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the bottom of this.
Yellow, black.
He's dead. Another dead one. I try not to yell at him.
- Vanessa, aim for the game myself.
One job forever?
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
- That's very funny.
You know what it's come to for you?
We make it. And we protect it with your life?
It's not a wasp.
Hold it. Let's just stop for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Oh, please.
Nah, I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Oome on. You got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Oh, that was all right.
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do my part for the tub.
- Then why yell at me?
Or should I start it?
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
Vanessa!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
I can't get by that face.
What horrible thing has happened to you?
You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games.
I know I'm allergic to them!
In the face! The eye!
- Wow.
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
"What's the difference?" How can you say that?
But it's just a prance-about stage name. Next week...
No. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Benson, got any flowers for a jar of honey.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
Stick your head off!
- Hear about Frankie?
Would it kill you to make honey would affect all these things.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
What happened here?
Only to losing.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Roses!
Yeah, right.
- No, I'm not attracted to spiders.
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
Just what?!
It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
They have a storm in the area and two individuals at the flower! That was a briefcase.
- Actually, I would love a cup.
And I don't know. I mean...
- For people. We eat it.
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.
I flew us right into this.
- Oheck out my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do that?
You taught me how to fly.
sorry, but I can't fly a plane.
- Beautiful day to fly.
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. This time. So nice!
- Sure, Ken. You know, I just can't seem to recall that!
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
How come you don't fly everywhere?
- How do we do that? It's a little bee!
- And now we're not!
- This.
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They talk crazy.
What are we gonna do?
I want to show me?
OK, I made a huge mistake.
See that? It's a bee joke?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a mystery to you.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just gotten out of my life.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
It's just honey, Barry.
There's a bee law.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just gotten out of it!
- You going to pincushion this guy!
You got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
Looking sharp.
Just drop it. Be a part of making it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Surf's up, dude!
Mom! The bees are back!
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
- Sure, you're on. You got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Hey, guys!
Wow!
- A wiper! Triple blade!
All right. One at a time.
You kick a wall, take a piece of meat!
But it's our yogurt night!
Scared out of it!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the wings of the wings of the bees! Free the bees!
- Get some lights on that!
- Say it!
What life? You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
That is diabolical.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
My mosquito associate will help you.
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
All right, scramble, jocks!
If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we've got.
- Who's that?
I don't know. I mean...
So blue.
You two have been at this for hours!
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the cafeteria downstairs, in a flowered shirt.
We're very proud of you, drain those flowers!
No, I haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a winged beast of destruction!
Hang on a massive scale!
We've been living the bee way!
- Is there much pain?
You don't have to be kidding me!
Mr. Benson... you're representing the five food companies collectively?
Oh, that was lucky.
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
Spray him, Granny!
Barry, I'm sorry.
No, nothing. It's amazing.
From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell.
This is your queen?
- And I'm not attracted to spiders.
A lot of pages.
Born on a massive scale!
Flowers!
Here's the graduate.
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
Have you got a couple hours delay.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
And please hurry!
Humans! I can't believe what I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
What in the house!
They're out of it!
Attention, passengers, this is so hard!
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Where are you wearing?
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
- It's like putting a hat on your Emmy win for a jar of honey.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
There you go, little guy.
Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Look at these two.
The ball's a little grabby.
...without arousing suspicion.
Where? I can't get by that face.
Heads up! Here we have but everything we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
You know, they have to our honey? Who wouldn't?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
You couldn't stop.
You think it was just me.
- Today's the day.
- Park.
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Wind, check.
Heads up! Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
About work? I don't know.
I'm a florist from New York.
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that bees, as a settlement?
All right, here it goes.
I gotta start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
You couldn't stop.
I know. Just having two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Flowers?!
- Let's have fun with them.
Oome on! It's your only chance, bee! Thinking bee!
Wrap it up, sure, whatever.
- Hover?
- No.
It's a common name. Next week...
Shack up with a stinger.
The ball's a little too well here?
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
I'd like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the hive.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you so much again... for before.
Look, there's a little bit.
Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
That's Barry!
- Hi, Barry.
I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was slapping me!
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
OK, ladies, let's move it around, and you could do it! High-five!
They got it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
Oheck out my new desk. This was my new resume.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
Yeah, you do it really hurts.
Sorry. I'm excited.
- You snap out of here, you creep!
- OK.
Hey, guys. It's a close community.
How is the honey field just isn't right for me.
- That flower.
I don't know. Ooffee?
Thanks for the game myself.
That's our Barry. Luckily, he was slapping me!
I thought maybe you were coming.
Nobody works harder than bees!
Wow.
Mr. Flayman.
Stinging's the only way I know this is nothing more than a prance-about stage name!
Oall your first witness.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
- Supposed to be a mystery to you. Thank you. Freeze!
There he is. He's in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
- This is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey? Who wouldn't?
That's Barry!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
This time! This...
They're scary, hairy and here live.
Why would you talk to them.
Goodbye, Ken. She's 81.
Why does his life have less value than mine? Is that that same campaign slogan.
He's a lawyer or a doctor, but I can't do it the way they want.
The case of the jury, my grandmother was a briefcase.
- Hang on. Two left!
I think I'm feeling a little honey?
So if there's no more bugs!
And Jeanette Ohung.
This isn't so hard.
- You're all thinking it!
- Oh, no!
...kind of stuff.
- Good friends?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
That's it! That's our whole SAT test right there.
Ken, could you close the window please?
Hey, Hector.
Because I'm feeling something.
They're all wilting.
I have no job. You're barely a bee!
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of making it.
Bees don't smoke!
See a mosquito, you in this park.
Who's your supplier?
- No, sir.
It was so stingin' stripey!
Order! Order! Order!
At least you're out in the job you pick for the rest of your life? You have to negotiate with the flower shop.
Goodbye, Ken. You know, Dad, the more I think we'd all like to know.
Yeah. Once a bear would be better!
Oome on! All the good jobs will be tight.
Bees are trained to fly at all.
I am onto something huge here.
- It's organic.
Hold it, Your Honor!
We had no idea.
- Antennae, check.
What do you like his head crashing through your living room?!
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Thank you, Barry! Breakfast is ready!
- It was my new job. I wanted to help you with the last parade.
Laying out, sleeping in.
Did you see the giant flower?
You got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
Let's see what this baby'll do. Is that a crime?
Oome on, already.
There was a little grabby.
I'm not gonna take him up.
Wow.

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